Letter to LeBron

Dear LeBron,

Contrary to popular belief the world does not hate you.

It's actually quite the opposite.

We want you to succeed.

We want you to win.

We want you to tap into that unlimited potential you possess.

We want you to dominate every moment you're on the court.

We want you to be ruthless.

We want you to be the greatest of all time.

But when you continuously fail to show up in the fourth quarter, you disappoint us.

You're cheating us LeBron. You're cheating greatness. You're cheating yourself.

From all accounts you're a great guy. A great human being. A genuinely nice person.

But we don't know you LeBron. You're not our friend. You're a professional basketball player.

We pay to watch you do one thing. Play basketball. In all four quarters.

And right now, we're getting a 75% return on our investment.

This is why we love Kobe. This is why we loved Michael. This is why we're in love with KD.

We don't care about their personalities. We care about their basketball abilities.

We care about them dominating every moment they're on the court.

We care about them maximizing every iota of potential they have.

And we want you to do the same LeBron. Maximize your potential.

We want you to hit the 3 at the end of the game. We want you to dominate in the post.

We want you to dunk over everyone. We want you to win, win, win and win some more.

Don't get confused LeBron. We're not mad, we're just disappointed.

Jesus Walks… Runs and Throws

Not that long ago Sarpanch Sahib admitted he was not on the Tebow bandwagon and at that time I couldn't have agreed with him more. I've been hating on Tebow this entire season, right from his inception miracle in Miami. (Actually I won't lie I was rooting for Denver that game, but after that I was all on the hate Tebow bandwagon).  The fact that he got to the playoffs despite my throwing of stones at him didn't exactly help.

Luckily I thought Big Ben, the antithesis of everything Tebow was would quickly bring an end to this era of Tebow mania. It would be like the '96 Bash at the Beach, and Big Ben would be the one to deliver the Hollywood Leg Drop that would crush the hopes and dreams of everyone in Denver that day.

Alas none of it played out the way it should have, or at least the way that I had hoped. Instead Tebow went on to play his best game. A game that left us, some of his greatest critics, who like the Romans had been pelting him with stones only earlier, to be silenced and left on our knees asking for forgiveness.

In colliminating his prophecy even further Tebow went on to the throw for the biblical 316 yards,

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." - John 3:16

Now like a month ago Tebow faces off  against an even truer test, one in which even the heavens in all there glory may not be able to help him, going up against the golden lock's of Tom Brady. Yet Tebows legend needs no Superbowl finish. He needs not continue to prove himself, for his haters have been silenced, and at the end of the day, "haters gonnna hate". But in that vain there will be one less hater hating from the sidelines.

That being said, lets go Pats.

Just Win Baby!

 

I'm still not on the Tebow bandwagon because he's getting too much praise for something his TEAM and his DEFENCE is doing. If somehow the Broncos beat the Patriots this week I will officially become a believer.

This is just wrong!

Drake under the Cross Hairs

Looks like some of raps heavyweight MC's have Toronto native Drake in their cross hairs should be interesting to see how he plans on responding...

Ludacris - Bada Boom

BadaBoom from artemus jenkins on Vimeo.

and Common with Sweet

Guess the balls in Drakes court now. Does he evolve as an MC and come back at 'em or just bow out and realize he's in over his head, is yet to be seen. But to his credit the fact that he's caught the attention of these heavyweights means he's doing something right.

If anythings for certain though it's that Common probably won't be being
invited back to the White House anytime soon

Done Changed Yo, Done Changed.

This goes out to a few of them homies but one particular.

In the words of Clay Davis: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Things done changed yo, things done changed.

Mandatory Reading

How to eliminate your car’s dreaded ‘blind spot’

Most motorists are driving ‘blind’ when it comes to the mirrors in  their cars.HO/REUTERS

Most motorists are driving ‘blind’ when it comes to their car's mirrors.

A good number of collisions are caused by our lack of using the mirror, a simple device that has its origins in vanity.

If only we used our mirrors to look at others as much as we look at ourselves we could save ourselves a lot of trouble, money and even some lives.

Most modern cars have three mirrors. A rearview mirror positioned in the middle of the vehicles’ interior on the windshield and two side-mounted mirrors located on the leading edge of the driver- and passenger-side doors. These latter two are referred to as side-view mirrors.

Your mirrors are an important safety feature that allow you to see where and what traffic is doing behind and to the side of you. The intent is to prevent you from striking the side of an adjacent vehicle or from “cutting off” a passing vehicle. They are not intended for applying makeup or checking your teeth for foreign objects. Their sole purpose is to save you from a collision.

This raises the question, “Why do so few of us use them or know how to adjust them correctly?”

To use them properly, they first need to be set correctly.

The rearview mirror, which is usually adhered to your windshield, should be aimed directly out your rear window and slightly biased to the passenger side. You should not see your own head in the rearview mirror unless you suffer from a narcissism complex. Every driver should be checking their mirrors every five to 10 seconds to ascertain what traffic is doing behind and around them. Many rear-end collisions could be avoided if each of us checked our mirrors as we came to a stop at a traffic light, stop sign or in traffic congestion.

The most common mistake with mirrors is not positioning the side-view mirrors correctly. The majority of drivers like to set their side-view mirrors so that they can just see the side of their vehicle when they glance in the side mirror.

If you are currently setting your side-view mirrors in this position, you are missing the big picture. With your mirrors set this way, you will also notice you can see cars behind you in your side-view mirrors. You now have three mirrors showing you the same picture making two of them redundant.

Your side-view mirrors are just that, “side-view mirrors,” and are there to show you what is beside you, not what is behind you. To obtain this view, and eliminate your car’s dreaded blind spot, you will need to turn these side-view mirrors outward. The ideal way to have your mirrors positioned is as follows.

As a vehicle comes up to pass you in the left lane, it will first appear well behind you in the rearview mirror. As it progressively gets closer to you in the left lane, it will eventually disappear from view in the rearview mirror and, as it does, it should then begin to appear in your side-view mirror. For most vehicles, you will then notice that the passing vehicle will remain in the side view mirror until it eventually appears in your peripheral vision as it leaves the view of the side mirror. You have now eliminated your blind spot.

You should not be able to see the side of your car in the mirrors if set properly, hence losing your point of reference, but this is the safest way to position them. On another note, the passenger side-view mirror on most modern vehicles is convex in shape. This means that it has a curvature that allows a wider field of vision at the expense of depth perception. In other words, it is more difficult to judge how close the other vehicle is in relation to your vehicle. Because of this curvature the passenger side usually does not need to be aimed as far to the outside as the driver’s side.

Here are four more tips to help you set your mirrors properly.

1. Do NOT try to adjust your mirrors while driving. Wait until you have come to a stop at a red light or have someone help you adjust your mirrors in a parking lot. Taking your eyes off of traffic in front of you to adjust your mirrors while moving can lead to a serious crash.

2. To get a “rough setting” on your side-view mirrors, try this simple procedure. For the driver’s side, sit in your normal driving position and lean your head over so that your head just touches the driver’s side window. Adjust the side-view mirror outward so that you can now just see the rear corner of your vehicle. When you return to your upright seating position, you will not be able to see the side of your vehicle in the side-view mirror. This should be close to the correct position. For the passenger side, lean your head over to the middle of the vehicle and set the passenger side-view mirror so that you just see the side of your vehicle. This will get you close to the ideal location and now some fine-tuning is all that is required.

3. You will invariably say to yourself, “I don’t like this” at first. It is only because you are not comfortable with this new setting yet. A lot of this feeling has to do with the fact that you no longer have a point of reference when looking in your mirror. The rear corner of your car gave you comfort only because you were able to locate other objects in relation to your vehicle. Please have peace of mind in that you do not need to see the side of your vehicle during your drive. It will be still be there when you reach your destination.

4. Do not stop checking your blind spot simply because you have eliminated it. I know of some instructors that suggest you no longer need to do a shoulder check with your mirrors set this way. Not taking your eyes off the road to check your blind spot means always keeping your eyes on what the traffic in front of you is doing. Although this can be a good thing, not checking your blind spot can mean you may miss the vehicle making a lane change from two lanes over on multi lane roads. Continue to check your blind spots before making a lane change.

Give yourself time to get comfortable with these new mirror settings. Soon, you’ll wonder how you ever drove safely with your old mirror positions.

Source: TheStar

The Champ Is the Champ

With the impending monster fight between Vitor Belfort and Silva many are throwing weight behind the phenom, but who y'all kidding? Vitor has much a chance of winning this fight as would a one legged chimp in a spelling bee.

  1. Ring rust is real. In the last few years only three fighters have come back from long layoffs. Thanks to the work of someone, here's a compilation of fighters and how they faired against ring rust. Assuming that the research is all on the up and up (feel free to prove it wrong), I can't imagine Vitor being the exception to this.
  2. Vitors style compliments Sivla's. Silva's a counter striker, his most difficult fights have been wrestlers, not another striker, this is the type of fight that will make Anderson shine. Sure it'll be fun watching someone try and press Silva, for the first few minutes, but once Silva has Vitor's timing down a KO is inevitable.
  3. Inconsistency has been Vitors nickname. Which Vitor is going to show up? This is the biggest fight he's been in, in a long time so does he rise to it? Beflort fans all hope so, but when you've been as inconsistent as he has do you really put your eggs in his basket?

I get the allure for wanting to go with Belfort. His humility and humbleness seem genuine compared to the Silva of late, but hating on Silva is the equivalent of hating on Kobe, the only reason you do it, is because they're just that damn good, and they know it.

Its funny writing this now, since I've always supported Belfort in the past, and was asking for this fight two years ago, but it was never because I thought Beflort would give Silva the most trouble. Rather it was to watch Silva do what he does best and just meticulously dismantle his opponents, one precision elbow/knee/jab at a time.

Resignation Letter

When people leave a job they never really liked they always try to leave with a bang to try to make it memorable. An acquaintance of mine did the same thing. I think. Check out his resignation letter.

*** The names in the following letter have been changed to protect the identity of the parties involved. ***

Hi Kristen and Nicole.

I am emailing you with a heavy heart and brain, as I have sad news.

In the front up, Nicole, I would like to advise you that I stopped by your office three times today, and you were not available. However, I understand that you are busy as director of advanced technological research at Vanderlay Industries. I would have liked to talk to you about this directly, but alas, it was not the will of God.

Kristen, I also called you numerous times (only to get voicemail), and also emailed you. I did not feel comfortable leaving a voicemail about the matter at hand. You will probably understand why by the end of this email.

Kristen and Nicole, I am only writing this to gain your acceptance and approval as a friend, as it is too difficult to say out loud. Also, I am writing to you in complete confidence, as I have not told many others about this.

A while back, I attended a conference for a group that I am associated with. At this conference of like-minded souls, I got to talking to an elderly person about Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and other diseases of the lungs.

He was a very knowledgeable man and I was listening intently. Suddenly, his finger was in my buttocks.

As you can imagine, I have gone through immense emotional, psychological, physical, mental, respiratory and intestinal trauma. I am VERY uncomfortable talking about this, but I thought you guys had the right to know as I am under your reign as an employee.

Hopefully, this may help explain my performance over the last little while, in regards to my performance metrics. I tried to keep my chin up, but it’s hard when you’ve got other pains in lower extremities. I want to apologize personally to any customer that I did not assist with 100% vigour and enthusiasm. If this can be arranged, please let me know and I will contact each one.

In the end, I am just not mentally able to assist customers at this time. I have noticed my mind has not been sharp, crisp and precise during calls lately. I don’t even remember some days at work after leaving. It’s like the Twilight Zone or something. It is because of this, that I must ask and advise the following options.

(1) If it can be arranged, I would like a leave of absence to recover physically, so I can walk straight, and mentally, so I can talk straight.

(2) If this cannot be arranged, I am tendering my resignation immediately, as I am not able to continue work at this time in my current state.

Whatever your decision may be, working at Vanderlay Industries has been a worthwhile and fulfilling experience.  Getting calls after calls from monotonous clients droning on and on about their problems may be repetitive and boring for some, but not for me!  Thinking of my life devoid of Vanderlay Industries and the amazing people I have encountered on this journey makes me want to ball up and cry for hours, but I am determined to forge on if need be.

God Bless you both into the nether regions of heaven,

Thanks

P.S    If nothing can be arranged and I must go with option 2, please advise where I can return my Secret Passcard, T-Shirt and headset.

P.P.S    If nothing can be arranged and I must go with option 2, can I get a reference letter, so I can try to continue my journey in the field of call centre customer service.

Mr. Samuel L Smith

Customer Service

Vanderlay Industries

Winner of one Employee of the Week Award

A New Era

Recently I was sitting with a friend who does a lot of work with those youth initiatives that spreads the word on human right issues especially those that concern Sikhs and India. I’ve been working in India a lot and I told my friend about a huge three day conference in Delhi where my friend and the organization would be welcomed to present their view in front of ministers, the president and some of the most powerful people in India. My friend, never having gone to India, refused right away citing that most likely he would be arrested or detained by the big bad Government of India. For the life of me I could not understand that given the opportunity to voice your opinion publicly to the people who can make change in India, why anybody committed to the cause would avoid such an opportunity. I sat down and thought endlessly how this could happen and it hit me like Rick James slapped just slapped me, many of us here are brainwashed into fear of India.

So I thought, I can’t be crazy, I need to prove it’s possible to challenge the government in this ‘New India” and I stumbled upon this clip.

I was blown away by the arguments Arundhati Roy produced. This clip of the interview is clip 3 of 5 and I strongly suggest you watch it all. As to what she said my reaction was simple: She thinks exactly how I think and she says exactly what so many socially conscious people here in the west have been saying about India for ages! Why isn’t she silenced or buried like Jaswant Singh Khalra? It’s what we expect of India… isn’t it?

It’s been on my mind for a while now but I’m afraid to say it. I’ve been changing, maybe maturing, like if I see 2 gay people in the street I’m not offended any more… but your almost afraid to admit to that openly. Time to come out of the proverbial closet and say it, I… don’t… want… Khalistan. There, I said it! Now before I’m flogged with stones at Dixie or my Malton membership is revoked, I’d like to plead my case to the masses. What do you have to lose, at most I’ll make sense and you have something new to shit disturb with next time you’re with your boys.

Ever since I picked up my first book on 1984 or watched that first video tribute to the victims of a genocidal Indian Government I’ve been on that unanimous “Fuck India” tip. Things changed at home too. I began preaching to my family and the Wolverine poster went down and Sant Jarnail Singh Jis poster went up. I’ve done everything from the candlelight vigils to the online petitions and rallies on parliament hill. So if anybody dares to call me a sellout then they can kiss my ass.  On my first trip to india I tested my limits by rocking a Sant Jarnail Singh shirt thinking it would get me into trouble. I felt like a ghetto thug straight out of the Hood until I saw a poster of Sant Ji on the back of a Scorpio, then a Maruti, and later yet on a Safari. The confusion was staggering to say the least. I had to re evaluate India, the people, and the attitude there.  I’ve made it a point to go to India more often now and the picture of a badass government backed by a sleeping population just doesn’t add up.

With that said let me paint you a picture. Ever since we got back stabbed by our own people in India, Sikhs left that country and prospered here in the west. The whole time we’ve been hate mongering but with justification of course. However, that will only take you so far. The India of the 80’s and 90’s isn’t that same India today. India’s a place where shits going down, things are developing there. No longer do you have dumb Bhaiyeh running the streets, they all bow to the smarter educated middle class who run the neighborhoods. India has the world’s youngest educated population. It’s the largest English speaking population, and homies know how to run the internet. If you look at things changing there they make Canada, USA, UK look like we’re moving at a snail’s pace.

People there are smart and they have recognized they live with a corrupt, biased, and non secular Government. We here in the west thought we were smarter than our Brethren back home. That only we recognized that India isn’t a true democracy, then out of nowhere Bollywood dropped Rang De Basanti and you question how asleep Indians are to the exploitation of the Government if Bollywoods openly making movies about it. You have people like Arundhati Roy who are on prime time TV, on CNN being watched by millions in India voicing for human rights violations by a corrupt government. You have Phoolka Singh who has been working his butt off for the Delhi pogroms victims in Supreme Court. In fact, in many of the universities throughout India you’ll notice the new educated India voice out against all the injustices being committed by a bloated and corrupt government that prays on any minority that shows dissidence to the central regime. People in India are actually doing something, making progress, and moving forward.

What about us here? We’re remembering the dead. Yes, we wave our saffron flags during Nagar Kirtan downtown every April and shout Khalistan Zindabad slogans. We make mix tapes and YouTube videos showing kharkhoos posing with guns and have token MP’s make speeches at our events about ‘84. Let’s get this straight; we aren’t doing anything for the cause here. All we have done is made it known to Canada and the world that “Here in the West, we hate India for turning on us.” Good, now what did that accomplish for the families who got screwed over in India? India is a growing superpower and every country in the west wants to ride its coattails to the top. That means nobody will ever pressure India to reform; hell India didn’t have shit ready for the Commonwealth games but besides some shit talking every country tucked their tails between their legs and showed up in Delhi.

If India is going to change, it must be from within. Yelling and picketing in front of the consulate is a waste of time, count me out. I’d rather push for civil liberties to be extended to the people of India, fight to end police brutality and urge the Government to have a Truth and Reconciliation commission set up for victims of genocide Sikhs faced in the 80’s and 90’s. Lastly, instead of having a local MP speak at Nagar Kirtan or at Parliament Hill, hearing that anglicized SAAT Seri A-Kal, or Wahuguru Ji Ki Khalsa, Vahuguru Ji ka Fat-a for the thousandth time we should have Roy and Phoolka speaking here. Not just at Sikh functions but in universities and at all Human Rights lobby functions. We need to get them recognized for their work in India and we ourselves need to recognize the credibility people like them have who are fighting for actual change by taking on a country whereas compared to us pitifully name calling the Indian Government. Goes back to ‘sticks and stones’ don’t it?

There are a lot of organizations that work hard in educating people on 1984 such as Sikh Activist Network and One Panth just to name a couple. They each have unique and attractive methods in getting attention and voicing their opinion in matters such as this. Suffice to say I’m a fan for the most part. As a fan I’d like to offer some constructive criticism which is: let’s actually make some change in India. If you can fight for the G20 police violations here in Toronto why can’t we voice the same injustices that occur in India? India is a long way from what it was 20 years ago, you can actually go there and voice your opinion and make a difference. Jaswant Singh Khalra did more by fighting through the system than 1000 Kharkhoos did with their guns. In the end Khalra died but he died a martyr to a cause he believed in. He showed that you can fight back without firing a shot. Many people preach the line that Guru Sahib said “when all other means fail, it is righteous to raise the sword.” I agree during those times all reasonable methods of dealing with the central government were exercised and the Sikh nation did have to fight back. However, I implore anybody reading this to re-evaluate today’s position. Is it not possible to exercise the power of the knowledge and education rather than fostering hate and promoting civil disobedience? In an age where the truth can’t be hidden to the world as it was in 1984 thanks to the web, have we done everything possible to reform our native land? Are we doing all we can for the victims still living in India? Can we really bring justice to the dead by protesting here in Canada? In the end wouldn’t you want to promote the greater good and unification of the whole Sikh nation with its native land or promote hate, fear and anarchism?

- Shout out to DJ Smuglove and Duchess of Leicester who discovered India with me Holla at yo boi.